"I can't believe you peed on that thing!"

Friday night was the Expos home opener and I spent it with the old High School gang, sometimes referred to as Alpha Posse. Though some were missing in action, those who did show were in character to say the least! Kenny and Norm Chu busted out a palm pilot AND a laptop during the baseball game. Macho Man impersonations from Justin and I, and general tomfoolery from Vrej and his engineering peeps.

But the true test of character came at McDonald's whereby we faced our biggest dilemma of the evening. After eating mcD's and drinking mcD's we needed to piss out said McD's. However, not only was the stall to the toilet locked from the inside, but there was a plastic bag of hot caramel in the urinal!! Is that what happens when Ronald McDonald has to relieve himself? He pisses delicious caramel?

We each dealt with the obstacle in our own way. While Rezaul and I wisely decided to hold it in, despite my begging, Justin relieved himself right on the bag of caramel, then returned to recount the story of the urine hitting the bag, splashing back... etc....

Vrej was in the bathroom for quite some time. Our imaginations conjured disturbing images of him feasting on the sweet, sweet caramel, right out of the urinal. It turns out, he spent about ten minutes bashing the stall and then finally opening it with a credit card. I think Vrej has a James Bond complex. He likes... sneaking! I'll never forget when he hid behind a wall to get a picture of the elusive Brent Spiner. And failed...

Joe went to the bathroom after Vrej had liberated the stall, but he decided to piss on the bag of caramel anyway, just so he could fine tune Justin's observations on the fluid dynamics of urine. His pedantic description was far more disturbing than Justin's. But probably accurate!

I believe Justin's question summed up the night best, "Will we be 50 year old men, hanging out at McDonald's insulting each other's moms?" Joe replied something to the effect that we would be telling each other the same insults, maybe switching the word mom for wife... and maybe meaning what we said!

Is it wrong to have fun hanging out of McDonald's and peeing on caramel? If so, then I don't want to be right. If at 50 we'll be married, high paid professionals having fun, then so be it! My sincerest apologies to whoever had to dispose of the urine soaked bag of caramel.