Did anyone see the Apprentice last night? Pretty good show. I think when it came down to the last four people the choices were getting pretty random.

My biggest concern is Donald Trump's waxing ego. He says: "You both sacrificed alot to work for the Donald!" It's 'The Donald now'??? I don't care if he's a zillionaire, that lacks creed my friends! But a sure sign that someone's ego is going out of control, is when they decide to build a big ass tower in the middle of a city. For those of you who don't know, that's what the 'winner' of the apprentice gets to indulge in. As 'the Donald's' newest minion, Bill gets to oversee the construction of a big tower that will be filled with CONDOMiniums and... whatever...

It's the oldest story in the book! The tower of Babel, the pyramids... umm... other big towers... When men of power really want to leave an impression, they build large towers to pay omage to their egos... And of course their wangs. There is no phallic symbol more poignant, than a big tower. And you should have heard him talking about this tower:

"I will erect this tower in the city of Chicago, from which it will protrude like an aroused porn star's member. I will call this monolith, Donald's Boner! When the sun rises in the East, it will cast a long shadow over the entire western hemisphere. When it sets in the west, it will shroud the eastern hemisphere in darkness. Terrorists will plot day and night on how many planes it will take to collapse it. I will use it to make sweet love to Mother Nature. When God looks up from the heavens he'll cry, 'No! Trump's phallus has punctured the heaven's and climbs ever upward to the source of creation! Damn you Trump!!!!'"

Okay, so I may have exaggerated some of it... And I guess we all need to stroke our egos every once and a while. How do I pay homage to my ego? The Black Log of course.