New Lingo: Jokes and Dirts

You guys down with the latest lingo? Do you say good things are Jokes, and bad things are dirts? I had to show Pam the ropes tonight.

pam says:
what can i change my name to? pam is boring

pam says:
not me i mean... the name "pam" as my msn messgae

Masta says:
Pam is...

Masta says:
the..

Masta says:
Jokes.

Masta says:
Pam is Jokes.

Masta says:
there.

Masta says:
Or...

Masta says:
Jam is Pokes.

Masta says:
no?

Masta says:
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT IT????????

pam says:
thats lame

Masta says:
your lame.

Masta says:
The Jokes, is the new thing that everyone's saying.

Masta says:
It means, it's good or fun.

Masta says:
You're just not with it.

Masta says:
example..."Wow, Pam told the most hilarious joke the other day. Pam is the Jokes!"

Masta says:
GET WITH IT!

Masta says:
Or if something is bad, you say it's dirts.

Masta says:
example... "The other day Pam kicked me in the groin and stole my wallet. Pam is dirts."

pam says:
hehehe...chris is the dirts

pam says:
heheh

Masta says:
blah.

Masta says:
"yo mama had us all over for some sweet home cookin the other day! Yo mama is jokes!"

pam says:
heheh.... ur weird.

Masta says:
Am I?

Masta says:
Or am I jokes?????

pam says:
ur dirt

pam says:
hehehe.....

Masta says:
dirts...

From there the conversation deteriorated slightly.


pam says:
sorry...my bad

Chris is Dirts! pam is jokes says (Pam):
chirs is apple

Chris is Dirts! pam is jokes says:
chris is sand

Chris is Dirts! pam is jokes says:
chris is pebble

Chris is Dirts! pam is jokes says:
hhee...well...dirt is on the groundso are sand and pebbles.

Chris is Dirts! pam is jokes says:
hehehehhe

Chris is Dirts! pam is jokes says:
im hilarious

Pam is Dirts! Chris is jokes says (Masta):
Your obviously dirts.

Now you ALL know the Lingo... Use it wisely...