Saturday, January 17, 2009

Rap... Blasphemy

Somehow it came up in a conversation that there was a movie out called "Hotel For Dogs." She asked, what the movie was about to which I could only reply. "It's about a hotel.... that dogs go to." This lead into a conversation about obvious movie titles. Snow Dogs, Bride Wars, Paul Blart: Mall Cop... To which we concluded at least one technique in movie making is to bring together random words to make a title, which we instantly put into practice. She came up with Blanket TV, I came up with Blanket glasses. The point was well understood.

My cousin later messaged me on msn to regale me with tales of a song entitled, "Arab Money." Apparently the philosophy of random word association was used here as well by some of our Favourite rappers: Busta Rhymes, P.Diddy, Swizz Beats Akon etc... What is it about? Well, most of it is your standard rapper fare talking about how much money they have... So much so, they're lifestyles are reminsicent of rich Arab oil tycoons? I guess that's the message. They have trysts with women and... drill for oil on the moon? It's a ridiculous song... I daresay it's a lousy song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2zTDSVu2GM

But as a final exercise in stupidity, they decide to insert random lines from Qur'an into the song. Listenning to the song you just wonder, "Why?" Indeed some of the rappers featured in the song, Busta Rhymes, Swizz Beatz are Muslim. But wouldn't that only discourage them further? My understanding is it is considered wrong to add music to verses in the Qur'an. And even if it wasn't, would any believer in any faith, take the words from their holy scriptures and intersperse it with bad language and tales of promiscuity?

I can almost hear the conversation.

Busta: "Where can we go with this rap s**t? We've already mastered the art of glorifying misogyny, substance abuse and violence... We need something new."
P.Diddy: "Mmmm... Well, Is there any way we can do all of that, while desecrating a religion?"
Busta: "Fascinating... Well... Some Arabs are religious..."
P.Diddy: "Arab... Mmm..."
Busta (looking around furtively): "Arab-Boom Mic? No... Arab-Drugs? Arab-Cell Phone? Maybe... OH, I GOT IT, GUY...ARAB MONEY!!!"
P.Diddy: "Oh, that s**t is off the hook, N-word!!!"

Had either of them been able to rise above their pot induced stupor for a few moments, maybe they would have considered that it wasn't such a good idea. Is there really nothing else to sing about? And yes, of course Muslims got offended. In fact, if you look at the comments to the videos on youtube, you'll see many Muslims reacting with visceral hatred and sometimes racism as they listen to the words of God tainted with the explicit lyrics that rap songs are so wont to employ. Not even George Lucas and Steven Spielberg are spared as somehow, Busta Rhymes feels it necessary to throw their names in at the very beginning of the remix of this song. Oh yes, there are remixes and parts to this song... It's epic. There's a video of how proud everyone involved is of this project. I wouldn't recommend watching the video as it's 7 minutes of the most incoherent cursing and swearing you've ever been exposed to.

I'm not above being bitter... Maybe I'm even bordering on being a "hater". But this is their job? When did Busta Rhymes even get out of jail? And why am I giving him free publicity on my blog? Can I not do what they do? Hotel for Dogs? Arab Money? Man, I'll blow their mind with my new hit... Keyboard-Lamp. Phones for Dogs. Toothpaste money... Ugh... Outrageous!

On an unrelated note, check out Busta Rhymes reaction to Obama winning the presidency. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aURko3YoJ2I&feature=related

And all the white people fled in fear. I heart Busta Rhymes though.

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