Monday, September 22, 2008

Are you my number 7?

I'm nearing the end of my four year graduate program and soon will be known to all of you as Chris Gregg no longer but rather, Dr. Chris Gregg.

The last step of this process is to write my thesis, a process that shouldn't take to long but is... taking... too long. I don't know what it is. I love my research. I love writing. Writing about my research should be a breeze. But it isn't. There's something foreboding about knowing you have to do something that makes it so unnapealing such that almost any activity available seems more interesting. I remember in the past I have learned several songs in other languages (the theme to El Mariachi, Mas Que Nada and Life is Beautiful by M-flo). That was more interesting than say, studying for an exam. Having a thesis due has yielded similar hobbies. A few examples:

1) Writing an article about procrastination: I was making some nice figures for my thesis when it occured to me, "Why should I do something so urgent and so necessary, when I can write about not doing it?"

2) Fiction writing: Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy writing. The order of what I like to write goes, Fiction, Blog post, Thesis.

3) Cooking. I have been cooking up a storm these last few weeks. I've mastered a meal I really like that Jen made for me long ago. Spicy Ginger Shrimp with honey and coconut milk. I also decided that there must be some recipe available online to make fried chicken that tastes just like the colonel's. I found one, but my chicken didn't turn out like real KFC. I also made a Dijon chicken dish with noodles. I pronounce it Dee Jon to sound cool. I've also made pancakes several times.

4) Apple picking. Why buy cheap apples at the local grocery store when you can buy expensive apples from the most remote part of the north shore? Impractical but a lot of fun.

5) Watching Curb your Enthusiasm. I have every episode on DVD and I still can't decide if I love or hate Larry David. He's such a jerk/idiot. Sometimes it's infuriating to watch I want to hit him!! But I always get a laugh.

6) Looking for jobs. After finishing my thesis, ideally I will find a job that will provide me with much cash. Cha ching. Will I be employed as a researcher, a teacher or manager at la Belle Province?

Can you guess what job I'll end up doing! Post it on the site! In a few months you can say, "I knew Dr. Chris Gregg would end up working for the British Secret Service, not unlike James Bond."

Please visit my blogs frequently and add comment. Perhaps answering comments posted by YOU can be my #7 favourite activity to do aside from thesis writing.

4 comments:

bob said...

well, soon to be Dr. Gregg, let me congratulate you on your soon to be degree. I honestly thought that you'd become a hobo...like the rest of us that studied in comp.sci. having signs saying "Will Code HTML for food" and waving them in the street, but then i remembered you were no longer in comp.sci. but bio. so my next guess would be you going to work for an evil corporation....somewhere along making "medicine" to create new zombies...i mean "cure" diseases.
in any cases, when are you free, maybe we can grab a drink?(yeah maybe it's a good idea if i identify myself :P, it's robert r.)

Masta said...

I don't drink anything... EVER! But yeah, we'll get together sometime.

Yeah, Biology has yet to prove that it will elevate me above the level of hobo, but we'll see.

Anonymous said...

the fact you say u don't drink is a total lie! I think I have turned you into an alcoholic... I also believe u drink more than i do these days....
I also wish to be ur number 7...

Masta said...

What are these reckless accusations?? Just cuz I drank your rum and coke the other day. Big whoop!