The collapse of the Soviet Union... The assassination of Tupac Shaqur... The season finale of Friends; These are a few of the tragedies that come to mind when one says the name Anthony Soung Yee.
After a tragic plane crash, ASY was horribly mutilated, making him the ideal candidate for experimental cybernetic surgery. Now endowed with a supplementary, electronic nervous system, and a titanium alloy musculature, ASY is the most feared international terrorist of our time providing his deadly services to the highest bidder.
Cruel, ruthless and without scruples ASY has also been called Skeletor, as he is as close to pure evil as... ummm.... Skeletor!!! On this, the anniversary of his horrific surgery (or his birth? or something..?) I think we should take a moment and wish him a happy birthday I guess.
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